Aesop’s Fables

Now, then, Ryan. Go to sleep my little man, and I’ll read you…what’s this? Ah yes, Aesop’s Fables. These are good – each with a moral at the end, I remember from when I was a boy. Good advice, all of them, but a bit outdated now, I think. Could probably stand to be revised a bit for today’s world.   Continue reading “Aesop’s Fables”

Statements That I’m Pretty Sure Would Result in Hasty Termination of a 30-Minute Dating Date

The key thing in 30-minute dating is to make an accurate and winning first impression. Such as:

  • You’re a doctor? That’s cool. I’m a doodyhead. I’M A GREAT BIG OLE DOODYHEAD!

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